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"The
Tourist Stations of the Nation" |
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The next pandemic |
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| I went to a dinner party
last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.
I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc. From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case. Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen (Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu). |
Others are reporting a Happy Meal can
also help in some cases. If not, then further application of the
original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been
shown to do the trick. Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. NOTE If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that it has mutated into Whine Flu. This is particularly common in men and can quickly spread to their partners where the symptoms are detected as a serious case of eye-rolling. Advanced Post Script (received by a listener in Spain) Hey, wine flu can be sorted out, just take a teaspoonful of honey before going to bed. Honey has the ability to take alcohol out of the bloodstream very quickly, eradicating most symptoms that alcohol induces including hangovers. It might be wise to take two tsp if you've drunk enough to sink a battleship |
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For the month of October Your country's music (classical or folk or story telling) |
For the month of November Nature Sounds, i.e. animals, wind, surf, waterfalls, storms, lightning |
For the month of
December Soundtracks from Hollywood, Bollywood, European Movies |
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For the month of
January Children Stories |
For the month
of February Choirs singing contemporary and Gregorian chants |
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