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This weeks contribution came from a listener in Brighton (Brisbane) sometimes we forget about the little people "our future generation"

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER:      Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:     Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:        You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:     Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:      No, that's wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:    What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:     Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:         Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say,'I am.'
MILLIE:        All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:        Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER:    Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:        No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:      A teacher !

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	"The Tourist Stations of the Nation" This page was last updated on Friday, 28 August 2009 10:29:08 AM
Do you have knowledge where we can find it on public record that your local council and or state government has taken an individual / families / organisation / company to court and or fined them for cutting a tree or doing a fire break or stymied you with a tree preservation order in the last 15 years. Use the contact us form
This weeks contribution came from a listener in Brighton (Brisbane) sometimes we forget about the little people "our future generation"
	Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.	TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.	TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!	TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say,'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'	TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.	TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher !

We are always traveling the world looking for music: Perhaps you can you send your music to Radio FM88 Australia in wave or mp3 format, or give us a tingle on (61+7) 3290 4488 and tell us what you've got to share.

For the month of February Soundtracks from Hollywood, Bollywood, European Movies	For the month of March Children Stories	For the month of April Choirs singing contemporary and Gregorian chants
For the month of May Your country's music (classical or folk or story telling)	For the month of June Nature Sounds, i.e. animals, wind, surf, waterfalls, storms, lightning	Check our archive section for previous front page stories