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"The
Tourist Stations of the Nation" |
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Australia's Federal Election 21st August 2010 Summed up to peerrrfection by little Suzy's kittens.
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| A pretty little girl
named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to
her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was
a sign announcing FREE KITTENS Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning lady. "Hi there little girl, I'm Prime Minister Gillard. What do you have in the basket?" she asked. "Kittens," little Suzy said. "How old are they?" asked Gillard. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet." "And what kind of kittens are they?" " Labor supporters," answered Suzy with a smile. Gillard was delighted. As soon as she returned to her car, she called her PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two agreed that the prime minister should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens. So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, Channel 7, SBS, Ten & Nine. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Gillard got out of her limo and walked over to little Suzy. "Hello, again," she said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away." "Yes ma'am," Suzy said. "They're Liberals." Taken by surprise, the prime minister stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were Labor supporters." Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
NB:
Labour's right gets Ms Gillard on
board then does deal with the Greens to get the left on board. Your Job is to Vote for your local Candidate who speaks English, has business & personal skills and so much common sense that he/she deserves to be selected as your local representative. When every Australian in every seat decides we have had enough of these drongo's and their bullshit.
Then and only then will we get the
best of the best and that's what Australia needs today and every other
day. If it's good enough for our sporting codes to have a representative team to go out and play against the worlds best, it's good enough for us to get the very best to run our country. |
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